Where to find your boat:

B-bbbb-ow: Phoenix Landing. Bow is the shortest in the boat and, yet, the tallest in this bar. Her flip flops keep sticking to the floor and she is dancing with a man in a fanny pack. Bow may or may not make it home.

Two seat: Daisy Buchanans on Newbury. She checks Missed Connections on Monday morning for 18+ clubs.

Three seat suprises everyone. You can take her anywhere. She is also completely unaware that she is in a bar so you should definitely write her address on the back of her hand and just take her wallet and cell phone now before she leaves them with an MIT undergrad named “Calvin” who wants to explore algorhythms. Three seat is at the Miracle of Science in Cambridge but she keeps calling it the “Museum.”

(When not perfecting her homebrew) Four seat is at Ned Devines. She can also be found at The Field in Cambridge on Sunday nights. She is a champion dart-thrower, a registered Democrat, and she is singing track 6 of Whiskey In a Jar; Irish Drinking Songs. Her hair is, like, really red.

Five seat is at Atwoods or Bukowskys. She just ordered sweet potato fries and a lager. In her downtime she plays the electric mandolin with a harmonica head-set. Five seat is hip. Sometimes she drinks Red Stripe.

Six seat can be found at one of three locations: BHP, Sail Loft, or Clerys. Six seat is pretty. In two years she’ll be at Harvard Gardens. But for now she is drinking a Brubaker after hours at the BHP and talking to a NESCAC alum who also missed the Ferry to the Vineyard last weekend.

Seven seat (Harvard ‘92) is wise in a possibly mythological way. She doesn’t need Calvin to explore algorhythms. Seven seat thinks that some people really do look like mammals of the Felidae order and idenfities best with the cougar. Seven Seat is at Tavern on the Water in Charlestown drinking Zinfandel and discussing birth-order psychological theories w/ a recent grad.

Stroke has IBS and can’t go out.

Coxswain is at the Hong Kong but is not clear on whether she is at the HK in Faneuil Hall or the HK in Harvard Square. She’s hoping stroke of the men’s boat knows.

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